Men’s friendship…What do you know about this? It’s really special type of communication that is different than women’s. Here is the list of rules of men’s friendship.

1.You are reliable rear of your friend
You will always protect your friend. For example, if his wife or his boss is angry with him or will talk something unpleasant about your friend, you will create cool alibi for him.

2.Friend doesn’t know the word «No»
You are always ready to help your friend. Even if you are in your bed relaxing after hard-working day or if you are with your woman on the date you will leave all your things and go to comply with the request of your friend.

3.A girlfriend of friend is not a girl
You can burn the house of your friend, take his car and even wear his favorite sweater but you can’t attempt on his woman ever! Unless you are the last three people on the Earth and you need to create new civilization….))

4.Business-burden
Never start business with your friend. This is clearly not the sort of thing for which there is a risk comrade. Often the friendship becomes stronger than money or money stronger than friendship. In general, or reconcile, or go broke.

5.All is real in friendship
You can’t present to your friends fake Swiss watches and Panasonic sneakers. No falsehood! If you don’t know what to present don’t present anything!

6.You are the help service
If your friend calls you at night and says that he is in police and he needs your help, it’s the highest level of confidence. He believes that you rescued him out of whatever was at any time.

7.Married friend is not a clown
It’s so funny to look how in American comedies all laugh at married friend. But comedies as a rule end that all marry. So you must think thousand of times before laughing at your friend, better joke because of his car.

8.A friend is not family psychologist
When wife of friend breaks the plates on his head and he doesn’t know exactly to buy new plates or to expel her from the house – wisely shut up. There are clever psychologist and useless relatives for advices. But friend is for more important things that solving the conflicts.

9.Take the last
There is the last sandwich or last cigarette on your friendly table? You may take one of this. But never both of things. If it’s on a sinking ship last place in the boat, to do likewise: one took this place,another get all cigarettes. All are happy.

10. Don’t teach your friend to live
Like your friend the way he is. Don’t try to change him or test your dubious pedagogical skills on him. Even if he is suffering and will be better (which is unlikely), he may need a new one, better than you.