10 things to hide before the visit of a new girlfriend

10 things to hide before the visit of a new girlfriend

In addition to known irritants like bath, overgrown with mold, ruined beds and mountains of dirty dishes in a bachelor apartments there are a lot of other unsavory details, from the point of view of women. Step2Love has prepared a list of 10 things that you should hide, if you decide to invite a new girlfriend to your flat.

1. Medication
Imagine the way you will draw in her head, when she finds “gentleman’s set” of medicines from diarrhea, nose drops, a vial of sedative and a cream for herpes on the bedside table?

2. The stack of reading materials in the toilet
Even if you will have a book of Brodsky next to the toilet, she won’t think about you as an intellectual person. Also you would not show your multitasking: it’s obvious that the productivity of both processes is suffering because you can’t concentrate on any of them.
10 things to hide before the visit of a new girlfriend
3. Traces of female presence
Of course you can try to explain to your new girlfriend that the lipstick rolled under the wardrobe belongs to your sister, and you bought those pads, taking them for a pack of sausages in the designer box. Maybe she will listen you politely. But for women, it is a sure sign that the territory is marked.

4. Your portrait photo
Even if these pictures were taken by Annie Leibovitz and you look like a young Keanu Reeves on them, your guest could easily come to the conclusion that the owner of the house is the clinical narcissist and egocentric.

5. Dried flowers in pots
Dry sticks peeking out of flower pots and withered leaves look dowdy and depressing.

6. Dusty dumbbells…
If a woman looks at all this unclaimed, sadly gathering dust sports equipment, she will come to the conclusion that the owner of the house is weak-willed and lazy person.

7. Alcohol
Demonstrative fetishization of alcohol can look quite compromising.
10 things to hide before the visit of a new girlfriend
8. Sex toys
The problem is not in the sex devices, but in that fact that usually such things are stored without packaging. So, for the girl who accidentally stumbled on this wonderful unit, it will be difficult to escape the conclusion that it has already been in the depths of predecessor.

9. Just toys
It is weird to see any toys for children in the apartment of mature man.

10. Everything that smells bad
Be sure, dirty socks, bad smelling refrigerator, forgotten canned – all of this instantly clicks in the brain button “Catapults!”

Step2Love hopes that our tips will be helpful for you. We wish you good luck and be happy!

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